Sunday, November 20, 2005

'Tis the Season?

And now this late-breaking news flash from Andy Borowitz:

"President George W. Bush cut short his trip to Asia today to rush back to Washington to execute the White House turkey for its role in the leaking of the identity of a CIA officer. While the President usually pardons the turkey in a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony, Mr. Bush said that after launching an extensive investigation of his own he determined that the turkey and no one else was responsible for the leak."

Read the rest of this touching Thanksgiving piece at The Borowitz Report.

2 comments:

curmudgeon said...

Valarie Plain used to jump out of Cakes here in DC at Press parties wearing nothing but a fedora and a spy coat. If she is a leak, then the CIA is the Titanic

Triscula said...

Hmm. What an odd, unsubstantiated statement. And it's VALERIE PLAME.