Thursday, April 05, 2007

A media day look at the R-Braves

The Richmond Braves open their International League season today in Buffalo. Click here to read my piece on the 2007 R-Braves on Richmond.com.

“...Brundage remains somewhat of a sports legend in his home state of Oregon. In high school he made all-state in football, basketball and baseball. On the practice field, the 42-year-old Brundage looked like a man who still wanted to play the game, rather than sit in the dugout and manage. As a nine-year minor league manager in the Seattle Mariners system, his overall record was 653-605.

“The field itself looked marvelous. Braves general manager Bruce Baldwin was happy to go on record regarding its condition: ‘It’s in the best shape I’ve seen it in, ever. That’s due to Gerry Huppmann [the manager of field maintenance].’

“As the players tossed baseballs back and forth and then took fielding practice, in the stands among the fans the watchful eye of Andrew J. Tutka, Sr. scanned the familiar scene. Tutka has taken in a lot of Braves baseball during his 21 years as a box seat customer at The Diamond. Hey, since he turns 91 next month, Tutka has seen a lot of baseball, period.”
Photo: F.T. Rea

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

More on SLANT's comeback

Yo! There’s news: My little Fan District-based magazine is coming back. Yep, I’m going to take time away from laughing at the poor Republicans, trying desperately to hose down each week’s new scandal, to crank SLANT’s press up, once again.Same as it ever was, SLANT is to be distributed throughout the Fan District, Carytown and Museum area, plus a few selected bars outside the center of the city, to discerning readers who enjoy offbeat sarcasm directed at people in high places. Although the new SLANT will look like previous incarnations, there will differences, too. Naturally, the upcoming May 2007 issue will have a few short pieces, a little politics, a few laughs, etc. But with the new format most of the ‘zine’s space will be devoted to the telling of one feature story.

Our first such feature presentation will be a quirky yarn with colorful characters, “The Fan District Softball League Story (1975-94).”

The unorthodox league bubbled up out of the pop culture ooze of the summer of 1973. WGOE, the daytime AM radio station that owned the hippie listening audience in town, inadvertently set it in motion when its promotional softball team of DJs and a few ringers, the ‘Nads, set up and played games against impromptu teams representing a few regular advertisers on the station, mostly bars.

As time wore on real teams began to jell and the Baby Boomer crowds swelled. By 1975 the FDSL had elected its first commissioner, Van “Hook” Shepherd. The championship was won by Cassell’s Upholstery when it beat the Bamboo Cafe in a one-game playoff.
The 1976 J.W. Rayle team and friends

Other teams in that initial year of play with a published schedule were: the Back Door, Sea Dream Leather, Uptop Sub Shop and WGOE. 1976 saw new teams form, such as the Biograph, Hababas, J.W. Rayle, deTreville and the Rainbow Inn. There was usually a keg of free beer on hand, which made the games into well-attended affairs where the distaff side of the generation was well represented.

SLANT’s history of the FDSL will include anecdotes, quotes, standings, Hall of Fame info, photos, cartoons, and lots more. The only place such a story will be seen is in the pages of SLANT.

Note: SLANT’s exclusive feature for its June issue will be the amazing tale of Color Radio (1982-84), Richmond’s wildest station, ever. Eclectic roster of volunteer DJs ... studio over Plan 9 in Carytown ... sounds from punk to funk, rock to Bach ... absolutely no filter.

For more information about SLANT, and the details about advertising click here

Rayle team photo credit: Artie Probst

Five Favorite Dishes

My five favorite dishes that I enjoyed regularly at once-popular, but now long-gone Richmond eateries, are listed below, in alphabetical order:

1. The Capri’s “Sal Special” (1970s to early-80s)

2. Grace Place’s “Open-Faced Munster/Tomato/Sprouts Sandwich” (late 1970s to early-’90s).

3. Mad King Ludwigs’ “Cornish Hen” (late-1970s to mid-’80s)

4. Texas-Wisconsin Border Cafe’s “Softshell Crab Sandwich” (mid-1980 to’early’90s)

5. The original Village Restaurant’s “Submarine Sandwich” (late-‘1960s to 1980)

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

The post-NCAA coaching moves start

Today fans of the VCU basketball program are holding their breath, waiting to see what the two-time national champion Florida Gators’ head coach Billy Donovan is going to do next. Will Donovan leave Gainesville to coach the Wildcats in Lexington, Kentucky? According to scuttlebutt, if he does that might well mean the Rams’ first-year head coach Anthony Grant would get an offer to replace Donovan at Florida.

Grant served as Donovan’s assistant at Florida for 10 years, before coming to VCU a year ago to replace Jeff Capel, who had moved on to coach at Oklahoma. So, the folks down that way know Grant well.

A reminder of how fast things can change in NCAA basketball is offered here, John Beilein is apparently leaving West Virginia to fill the coaching opening at Michigan. Click here to read the story of the former Richmond Spiders coach, who seems to be heading for Ann Arbor after five years in Morgantown.

“...Media reports linked Beilein with the Wolverines just days after he led the Mountaineers to the National Invitation Tournament championship. It will cost Michigan $2.5 million to buy out Beilein at West Virginia, plus perhaps about $1 million a season in a multiyear contract. Beilein’s West Virginia teams made deep runs in the NCAA tournament the previous two seasons. Despite graduating their top four scorers from a year ago, the Mountaineers went 27-9, including a 78-73 win over Clemson in the NIT title game on Thursday.

Fresh RVA Blog Carnival

The newest edition of the volunteer-run RVA Blog Carnival can be found at Social Memory Complex, the host for this week. For a smorgasbord of selected posts on various topics from a splendid variety of Richmond blogs click here. Who knows? You may find something new to like

Monday, April 02, 2007

SLANT to return

While it may still have a way to go to tie the Michael Jordan record for comebacks, SLANT is coming back, again.

To begin with SLANT was a project to help fight off a sudden depression. In April of 1985 your narrator dislocated an ankle playing basketball, which totally pulled the rug from under his lifestyle. Right away, I lost my part-time job, which paid the rent.

A few months of living alone on crutches taught me some new lessons, and it finally sat me down long enough to put together the first issue of a magazine concept that had been rattling around in my mind for a long time. I actually designed my first thing of that sort when I was about 10 -- it was a comic strip sports section filled with drawings and stories of an assortment of cartoon animals as players.

After designing many a Biograph Theatre program as its manager (1972-83), I couldn’t quit making little newsletters and handbills just because the original purpose for them was gone, when I quit the job. Over the next year-and-a-half, writing movie reviews for STYLE Weekly and the local PBS radio station, and serving as the art director for Throttle, I began to plan my own publication.

After two 16-page issues in 1985, and a hiatus, SLANT began its longest continuous run on April 1, 1986, as a handbill stapled to utility poles. SLANT evolved and survived for nine years in spite of the odds in the real world against what was such an off-the-wall, warmed-over from underground comix periodical. During its run the format ranged from handbill to newsletter to tabloid. Always SLANT looked at life as seen from the cultural epicenter of Richmond, the Fan District.

In March 1994 SLANT’s readers were told the magazine would shut down and return after a spell. Although I was fresh out of ideas I thought that meant a few months, but I got busy with other things ... among them writing for other publishers.

The 32-page Unvarnished Nostalgia edition of SLANT was published out of the blue in December 2001. After which, SLANT in one form or another was published sporadically over the next four years. Also, SLANTblog began in the fall of 2003.

Now, riding this year’s springtime mania, I’m taking time away from laughing at the Republicans trying desperately to hose down each week’s new scandal, before the damage spreads, to crank SLANT’s press up again. Although the fresh new SLANT will look somewhat like its previous incarnations, this time there will some differences.

This first issue will have a few short pieces on this and that, much as SLANT has always run, but with the new format most of the space will be devoted to the telling of one feature story. For the May 2007 issue, SLANT will present the “The Story of the Fan District Softball League (1975-94).”

The freewheeling FDSL -- with members such as the Back Door, Bamboo Cafe, Biograph Theatre, Buddy’s, Bug Haus, Hababas, Jade Elephant, J.W. Rayle, Joe’s Inn, Sea Dream Leather, Uptop Sub Shop, WGOE, and then their was a team that called itself Arnold’s Pinheads, etc. -- was the only organized yet independent softball league in the Richmond area in those days that governed itself, made its own schedule, cut its own deal with the umpires, etc.

Its story will be told in a way that captures the flavor of that time, but, of course, I’ll use some restraint. So don’t anybody worry about this thing getting people sued or fired. Using my records from “The Sports Fan,” a FDSL newsletter I published in the late-‘70s and early-‘80s and the archives of SLANT, I actually have plenty of softball material and stats to pick over and characterize. It is stories such as this one you will never see in mainstream periodicals.

To flesh this new piece out a bit, I’ll be presenting a few recently gathered quotes from some of the most memorable clowns, all-stars and role players from the 20 years of Fan League history.

The feature for the June issue of SLANT is expected to be the story of Richmond’s most underground radio station ever, Color Radio (Channel 36 on Continental Cablevision). The threads of its almost-too-wild to-believe story (1982-84) lead through WDCE and eventually to WRIR.

SLANTblog will soon have news about a totally new online communication project to serve the Fan District with which SLANT is about to become associated. Stay tuned for updates ...

Horse ride through RVA on Fool's Day

Frisbee-golf wizard Larry Rohr in Byrd Park

Writing with a whimsical air veteran scribe Bill McKelway documents a group’s horseback ride through town on the warm afternoon of April Fool’s Day. The group was the Friends of the Richmond Mounted Squad. Their 14th annual ride benefited the City of Richmond’s mounted patrol. See below for an excerpt of McKelway’s piece for the Richmond Times-Dispatch (which mentions my friend and fellow Frisbee-golfer Larry Rohr). Click here to read “Horse ride raises funds, puzzlement.”

“...Richmond’s mounted police are a familiar sight. But dozens of horses moving through the city herdlike is something else.

“‘Some of the people acted like they'd never seen a horse before,’ said 14-year-old rider Alex Burgess, from very un-Richmond-like King William County, after the four-hour trip.

“‘Is this part of the 10K?’ wondered a Fan District resident yesterday behind William Fox Elementary School as distant flashing lights from police cruisers signaled the arrival of some amorphous delegation from the east. And there was this from sidewalk stroller Bill Pahnelas: ‘I thought it was a hostage situation.’

“At the Carillon, Larry Rohr and his band of Frisbee golfers, a Sunday fixture there since 1975, looked up from their tossing to see the horses pass. ‘It’s a lovely site,’ said Rohr, who carried a satchel of 13 Frisbees. ‘We see them every year.’”
Photo: SLANT

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Looking back on Satchel Paige

With another baseball season upon us, I can't help but think of what was a temple of baseball in my youth -- Parker Field, which was located where The Diamond is now. This time of year usually brings to mind some of the players I saw there.

One of my all-time favorites was Leroy “Satchel” Paige (1906-82). Yep, I actually saw the legendary Paige perform here in Richmond, with his windmill windup, high kick and remarkably smooth release.

In 1971, Paige (pictured right, circa 1949) was the first of the Negro Leagues’ stars to be admitted to Major League Baseball’s Hall of Fame, based mostly on his contributions before he helped break the Major League color line in 1948, as a 42-year-old rookie. The statistics from his pre-Big League days are mind-boggling. Some say he won about 2,000 games and threw maybe 45 no-hitters.

Furthermore, long before the impish poet/boxer Muhammad Ali, there was the equally playful Satchel Paige, with his widely reported Six Guidelines to Success:
  • Avoid fried meats that angry up the blood.
  • If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
  • Keep the juices flowing by jangling gently as you walk.
  • Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying-on in society - the society ramble ain't restful.
  • Avoid running at all times.
  • Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.
Long after his days as the best pitcher in the Negro Leagues, throwing for the Kansas City Monarchs, following his years in the American League, Paige was on the roster of the Miami Marlins (1956-58). The Marlins played in the International League, as did the Richmond Virginians, who were called the V’s for short. When I saw him, Paige was probably in his early-50s. Not a starter, anymore, he worked out of the bullpen.

Watching professional baseball in Richmond was mostly a white scene in the late-1950s. The boos would start as soon as the Parker Field crowd noticed Paige’s 6-3, 180-pound frame warming up in the middle of a game. When he’d be called in to pitch in relief, the noise level would soar. Not all the men booed, but many did. That, while their children and grandchildren were split between booing, cheering or not knowing what to do.

Naturally, some of the kids liked to seeing the old goats get pissed off, so Paige was cool to them.

Yet, for many white adults in Richmond, then caught up by the thinking that buoyed Massive Resistance, any prominent black person was seen as someone to be against. So, they probably would have booed Nat King Cole or Duke Ellington, too.

Paige would take forever to walk to the mound from the bullpen. His warm-up pitches would be a big production, with various slow-motion full windups. Then the thrown ball whistled toward home plate with blinding speed, and lots of the kids cheered and laughed.

At the time I hadn’t the slightest idea that what I was seeing was an aspect of the changes the South was going through, to do with race, with the reaction to Paige being split on generational lines. Paige, of course, knew very well he was in the South. Being from Mobile, Alabama, he knew what was going on. He was a consummate performer, who knew there wasn’t much he could do to change the boos; they were coming from folks trapped in the past.

So, Paige good-naturedly played to the cheers, and ignoring the boos, just as he always had.

Now I understand that Satchel Paige was seeing the future, because he followed his own advice -- Don't look back.

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Image from satchelpage.com

Friday, March 30, 2007

Biograph Times

by F. T. Rea
What was once proudly billed as Richmond’s Repertory Cinema opened in 1972 with a flourish. It closed some 15 years later without ceremony. What follows is an overview of its story, seen mostly through a prism of affection and edited by the merciful memory loss of its original manager.

It’s also a writer’s memoir about his salad days, 1972 through the mid-1980s in Richmond’s Fan District. That was an era in which your narrator had himself a fine perch on which to view the popular culture that flowed through the neighborhood in which a new urban university, Virginia Commonwealth University, found itself.

As much as any entity in its time, the Biograph Theatre provided a place for the music, art and politics of that age to collide and connect.

Part One: Short Subjects

Rebus the Spokesdog

Rebus was the Biograph’s official spokesdog. Drawn by yours truly he made his initial appearance on a midnight show handbill in our first year of operation (1972). He later appeared in comic strips published by VCU's student newspaper, The Commonwealth Times, which morphed into an all-comics tabloid called “Fan Free Funnies” for three issues in the spring of 1973.

In the 1970s a circle of young Fan District artists was drawing cartoons, making short animated films and even creating large cartoon-style paintings. Inspired by “underground comix,” there was a scene, of sorts. Phil Trumbo was the most celebrated artist/filmmaker of that scene at the time.

An interesting artifact of this time, which was produced by Trumbo and his partner Steve Segal, was "Futuropolis" (1984), a pixilated mini-feature that had three Biograph employees appearing in roles -- Cathy Schultz, Tom Campagnoli and Cassandra Cossitt.

Anyway, in such a make-believe world, Rebus was a minor celebrity ‘toon, perhaps along the lines of local pitchman who appears on TV frequently selling sofas, promoting community events, etc. He continued to pop up on Biograph handbills and programs all during my tenure as the Biograph Theatre’s manager. He also was happy to help out with other projects, such as my 1980s Rock ‘n’ Roll promotions with former Biograph assistant manager Chuck Wrenn; we called our partnership Lit Fuse Productions.

Rebus made a comeback in a series of ‘toons in SLANT (1985-94), doing some of his best work. As well, he has appeared on various posters, calendars and T-shirts. etc., I’ve produced over the years since.

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Cat People

In its day RKO was known for its ability to produce well-crafted, sometimes artsy or offbeat features using a smaller budget than the other so-called major studios. Nonetheless, it was almost always in trouble, financially. Founded in 1929, RKO stopped making movies in 1953 and eventually sold its lot and production facilities to television’s Desilu Productions.Twenty-five summers ago I booked a festival of 24 titles to play at the Biograph, all from RKO, which still operated then as a distributor of its original library.

The 12 double features in this festival were: “Top Hat” (1935) and “Damsel in Distress” (1936); “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” (1939) and “The Informer” (1935); “King Kong” (1933) and “Mighty Joe Young” (1949); “Suspicion” (1941) and “The Live By Night” (1948); “Sylvia Scarlett” (1936) and “Mister Blandings Builds His Dream House” (1948); “Murder My Sweet” (1945) and “Macao” (1952); “The Mexican Spitfire” (1939) and “Room Service” (1938); “Journey Into Fear” (1942) and “This Land Is Mine” (1943); “The Thing” (1951) and “Cat People” (1942); “The Boy With Green Hair” (1948) and “Woman on the Beach” (1947); “Citizen Kane” (1941) and “Fort Apache” (1948); “The Curse of the Cat People” (1944) and “The Body Snatcher” (1945).

One feature, “Cat People” -- which was later remade as a vehicle to present a young Nastassja Kinski’s lithe form in all its glory -- was a low-budget black-and-white thriller. Unlike the remake, the original was a lean and subtle production that left much to the viewer’s imagination. Still, any film of that genre can be disturbing to a sensitive viewer.

For some reason “Cat People” got under one such viewer’s skin. He was a solitary man who walked around the VCU neighborhood during the day. He stayed in some sort of subsidized group home at night. Night or day, he was always medicated to the hilt. At the theater we used to let him in free. Then, of course, he would complain about everything. We laughed about him, and imitated him, when he wasn’t there. But we treated him with respect when he was, always at matinees.

Anyway, the movie scared him. “Are there really any cat people?” he would ask, in his distinctive, almost cartoon way of speaking.

“No,” he would be assured. Then a few minutes later he would ask again, his hands would flex and twitch, his eyes would wander. Same answer. Then he’d take his free popcorn and go into the dark auditorium to watch the movie for a while.

Well, I saw him recently. He’s totally gray now, he must be at least in his mid-60s. He still walks around the neighborhood, with his strange gait. There are no movie theaters in the Fan District now. When I created the image above -- of a cat named Zeke in a coat and tie -- for a calendar in 1996, I thought of that same man, and smiled. I bet he still remembers that movie.

Yes, sometimes, there are cat people. But they aren’t all mean. Some of them just look at you, like they know something you don’t know.

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Discovering the Fan

On April 14, 1973 the weather was absolutely spectacular. For that Saturday afternoon the 800 and 900 blocks of West Grace Street, and environs, were packed with foot traffic, like never before.

Hundreds of free helium balloons were being handed out. Hundreds of free prize coupons, tucked into plastic Easter eggs, had been hidden and were being discovered. Live music was in the air. There was a fashion show on a stage in a parking lot. Most of the merchants were featuring attractive specials and/or discounts. The event had a busy carnival atmosphere that was in no way threatening.

Nobody could remember when anything quite like it had been done before in that neighborhood of the Fan District. On that day an ad hoc group of 21 merchants cooperated for a one-time-only promotion that went over quite well -- “Discover the Fan.” Below is a piece about this event, written by the late Shelley Rolfe:

Shelley Rolfe’s

By the Way
Richmond Times-Dispatch (April, 16, 1973)

It was breakfast time and the high command for Discover the Fan Day had, with proper regard for the inner man, moved its final planning meeting from the Biograph Theater to Lum’s Restaurant. Breakfast tastes ran a gamut. Eggs with beer. Eggs with orange juice. H-hour -- the operations plan had set it for noon -- was less than three hours away. Neither beer nor orange juice was being gulped nervously.

Terry Rea, manager of the Biograph and the extravaganza’s impresario, was reciting a last-minute, mental things-to-do list. There was the vigilante committee, which would gather up the beer and soft drink cans and bottles that invariably infest the fronts of the shops in the 800 and 900 blocks of W. Grace St., focus area of the discovery.

The city police had promised a dragnet to sweep away the winos who also invariably litter the neighborhood. The day had bloomed crisp and sunny, the first dry Saturday since Groundhog Day. “I knew it wouldn’t rain,” Rea said with the brash confidence of the young. “Lots of young businessmen around here,” a beer drinker at another table said. The free enterprise system lives.

REA WAS assigning duties for the committee that would rope off two Virginia Commonwealth University parking lots that would serve as the setting for a fashion show and band concert. The committee to blow up balloons, with the aid of a cylinder of helium [sic]. One thousand balloons in a shrieking variety of colors. “If we only get 500 kids... two to a customer,” Rea said cheerfully.

“I need more people,” said the balloon task force leader.

Twenty-one businesses were involved in the project. Each of them had contributed prizes, and gift certificates had been put into plastic Easter eggs. An egg hunt would be part of the day, and Rea had a message for the committee that would be tucking the eggs away: “Don’t put them in obvious places, but don’t put them were people can get hurt looking for them.”

“We talked about doing this last summer but we never got it together,” Rea said. There had been fresh talk in late February, early March, and it had become airborne. The 21 businesses had anted up $1,500 for advertising, which was handled by Dave DeWitt, proprietor of a new just-out-of-the-Fan, small, idea-oriented agency.

“Demographically, we were aiming for people between 25 and 34,” Rea said. There had been newspaper advertising and spots on youth-oriented radio stations. “We had a surplus late in the week...” Rea said. The decision was made to have a Saturday morning splurge on radio station WRVA. “Hey,” said a late arrival, “I heard Alden Aaroe talking about it.”

“We wanted people to see what we have here,” Rea said. “People who probably close their windows and lock their doors when they drive on Grace Street and want to get through here a quickly as possible.”

Well, yes, there must be those who look upon the 800 and 90 blocks as symbolic of the counterculture, as territory alien to their visions of West End and suburban existence. Last November the precinct serving the 800 and 900 blocks went for George McGovern, by two votes. Not a landslide, but, perhaps, a trend.

NOON WAS approaching. Rea and DeWitt set out on an inspection tour. Parking lot ropes were being put into place. Rock music blared from exotically named shops. The balloon committee was still short on manpower. An agent trotted out of a shop to report, “They’ve got 200 customers ...”

And how many would they normally have at this hour of a Saturday? “They wouldn’t be open,” Rea said.


Grace Street was becoming clogged with cars It would become more clogged. Don’t know how many drivers got out of their cars, but, for a while they were a captive audience making at least vicarious discovery.

Also much pedestrian and bicycle on the sidewalks. Merchants talked of espying strangers, of all ages. A white-haired woman held a prize egg in one hand, a balloon in the other. A middle-aged man had rakishly attached a balloon to the bill of his cap.

The fashion show went on to the accompaniment of semijazz music and popping balloons, most of them held by children. Fashions were subdued. A dress evocative of the 1940s. Long skirts. Loudest applause went to a man who paraded across the stage wearing a loud red backpack. Everybody’s urge to escape?

ON GRACE STREET a sword swallower and human pin cushion was on exhibition. No names please. “My mother ...” he said. He wished to be identified only as a member of “Bunkie Brothers Medicine Show” ...

To read the rest of the story, click here for "Biograph Times."

Why believe Bush on anything?

“We’re going to fix it,” said President George Bush, referring to the problems at Walter Reed.

Of Patriot Act abuses by the FBI, its director, Robert Mueller, has said, “we will correct the deficiencies.”

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has shrugged off being caught in a lie about the firings of U.S. attorneys. His memory is foggy.

The folks down in New Orleans are still waiting for what was promised to them after Hurricane Katrina.

We’re told the current policy in Iraq -- “the surge” -- isn’t the same thing as “stay the course,” so we should be patient and wait for the new strategy to work, which it will any day now. Meanwhile, the explosions continue, same as it ever was...

Why does anyone take the Bush administration’s word for anything?

It has been ignoring the needs of veterans for six years. It has been spying on Americans, as much as it wants, for as long as it has felt like it. It has defended the use of torture, while saying it does not torture prisoners. It will not withdraw troops from Iraq, no matter what happens over there, because Bush won’t ever say “enough is enough, let’s go home.”

The president is comfortable lying through his teeth and he has surrounded himself with the same. Such dishonest people will never do the right thing, unless they are forced to do so. It’s not about democracy or freedom. It’s all about business.

Continuing to pretend that Bush will change his ways because his approval rating has dipped is a joke. He doesn’t care. He is running out the clock and he plans to keep doing what he has been doing until he leaves office.

Still, a couple of mysteries remain: When, if ever, will the press stop coddling Bush and Cheney? On what day will Bush pardon Scooter Libby?

Last Call at the Border

In 1982 three adventurous friends trusted their instincts and put together the Texas-Wisconsin Border Café, a quirky Fan District watering hole known affectionately as “The Border.”

Owners Jim Bradford (depicted above), Donna Van Winkle and Joe Seipel were rewarded with an immediate following. It evolved into an institution known widely for its wacky interior and its diverse crowd; a place where blue collars, white collars and no collars got along famously.

When word got out in early March of 1999 that the Border was being sold, old customers and ex-staffers began making pilgrimages to the place for one last drink, one last connection to a piece of their youth. Although it had been rumored the Border was for sale for some time, what isn’t these days?

When Bradford -- a tireless photo-realistic painter with a curmudgeon’s sense of humor -- died in the summer of 1997, well, the future of the restaurant became much more complicated. Of the three owners, Jim had surely been the one who spent the most time bellied up to the bar, overseeing operations.

After managing the restaurant in its salad days, Van Winkle had gone to law school, become an attorney, and moved to Fredericksburg. Fifty miles is a tough commute for a late-afternoon beer.

That left Seipel, then-chairman of VCU’s sculpture department, to hold down the Happy Hour fort in the section of the restaurant known as the Power Corner. Although Seipel’s talent for convivial conversation is considerable, he had taken on time-consuming responsibilities over the years; fatherhood not the least of them.

So, it was time to turn the page. On March 14, 1999, the last night of the original ownership’s watch, a bagpiper played “Amazing Grace” to close the Border down. After playing a while for the crowd on hand he marched out the door, bagpipes caterwauling passionately, and it was done.

The scene brought to mind filmmaker Luis Bunuel’s apt comment in his autobiography, “My Last Sigh,” about a good bar being like a chapel. No doubt, most who were there for the piper’s last mournful note took with them a strong sense of that sentiment.

Then new owners decided to honor a date the old owners had made with Burnt Taters (now with a different drummer they are known as The Taters) for a March 26 CD release party. That meant keeping the business open under the old banner for a few more days and putting off the renovations. As it turned out, the delay set the stage for quite a finale.

What followed was an auction event on the actual last night of operation as the Texas-Wisconsin Border Café. At six o’clock Page Wilson and Reckless Abandon gave the makeshift stage in the front of the room over to the selling off of the bar’s wild and eclectic collection of wall decorations and somewhat art-like objects. They pulled down the framed pictures, the stuffed animal heads, the signs, and you name it. What went on was part wake, part fund-raiser, part souvenir-grab and all party.

The bidding at times resembled a feeding frenzy, as people climbed over one another to throw three figures at stuff, some of which wouldn't go for five bucks at a yard sale. The crowd cheered as each bid drove the price higher.

An attractive young woman who had been a regular customer got caught up in the spirit while bidding on a stuffed squirrel’s butt. A roar went up each time she raised the stakes to best her rivals. When she won the bidding battle everyone ordered another round.

The more absurd the prices got the more fun was being had by those who were lucky enough to have been there for what was truly a one-of-a-kind event. Since the money raised from the auction all went to the Bradford Scholarship Fund at VCU, more than $10,000, the harm couldn’t be found.

The Border was a happening unique in an age of conformity. It is much missed by a saloon diaspora, who attend Happy Hour services in various bars, here and there, telling their stories about what was one of the most memorable Fan District bars in a neighborhood that has seen a few good dives.

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Note: The image above, which depicts Jim Bradford seated at the bar, is the fourth of my new Fan City Series of prints. Click on the image, itself, to enlarge it.

It is a reduced scan of Fan City Series No. 4 -- "Big in the Power Corner" -- a 13" x 19" print on archival quailty paper with a matte finish. All of the posters in the Fan City Series are going to be the same size. I can't say how delighted I am with the splendid quality of the state-of-the-art printing process that is being used. It has spawned a whole new wave of creativity.

Click here to see the other three images (which include “Fan District Cat,” “NRBQ at High on the Hog” and Thirty Good Years”). Each run is limited to 45 prints of the particular image. Each print costs just $45.00. To ask questions or to buy one of prints please contact me:

F.T. Rea
ftrea9@yahoo.com
(804) 359-4864
PO Box 14761, Richmond, VA, 23221

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Why wait for the truth if you can make it up?

The developing story of Phillip F. Thompson’s arrest in DeeCee for carrying a concealed pistol without a license is one that has received a lot of attention, chiefly because Thompson works for Sen. Jim Webb as an executive assistant. Thompson’s explanation for how he came to possess the weapon and why he would attempt to enter the Senate office building with it in a briefcase has not surfaced.

Not yet.

Jim Webb’s statements, so far, have offered little in the way of an explanation. Yet, as this story is but two days old -- Thompson’s arrest was on Monday -- it doesn’t strike me as at all unusual that prudent legal advice has put a muzzle on both Thompson and Webb, for the time being.

Not forever, but for the time being.

Still, any story that can be stretched and squeezed to touch a celebrity in any way amounts to blood in the water ... so the feeding frenzy is underway, again. Thus, even though they don’t know what caused Thompson to do what he did professional gossip news promulgators are weighing in with their readymade opinions, fanciful speculations and political spins to foul the air and bring on the political bloggers.

Now, without benefit of knowing the real whys behind this developing story, predictably, political bloggers have been hurling accusations, denials and claptrap that’s hard to classify into the blogosphere. They don’t mind pretending they know what’s behind this story, how it will play out, because they are used to pretending to know stuff they don’t really know.

Better than any story I’ve seen in a good while, this one is revealing the worst, most irresponsible aspects of the Virginia political blogosphere. Bloggers who rush to judgment every time do no one any good. But that’s OK with them, like it or lump it, because most of them never really had doing good in mind.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Limbaugh, King and Sabato

Here are three new offerings in the SLANTblog Art Auction. The Rush Limbaugh above and the Larry King below are from the same 1994 Campaign Inkbites series as mentioned in previous posts. The Larry Sabato below is from the Splattergate series of cards I published in 1998 on the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal.Bidding on Limbaugh and King starts at $45.00 for either piece. And, you can buy the original artwork for Sabato’s card for just $36.00 if no one outbids you.
The Art Auction has already presented 11 pieces of original art, all done by your narrator. Click on the images to enlarge any of them. To see the drawing of the Fab Four in ‘94 -- Robb, Wilder, North & Marshall -- which was one frame of a series of cards published that year, click here. To see individual portraits of Vance Wilkins, Jim Webb or George Allen, click here. To see the others click here and here.

Note: All the art being offered in this online experiment is the original work. They are not prints. The material is being offered in this oddball fashion because -- as it is now -- all this stuff is just sitting in boxes, and I don’t have the time or money to frame it to put it in a show in a gallery, months from now, where the prices would be much higher but the gallery would take a healthy cut. For what it is worth, the last thing similar to what is in this auction that sold in an art gallery went for $190, unframed. (It was a caricature of George Bush in a cowboy hat that sold promptly at the opening -- it was a group show -- a couple of years ago.)
  • Bids and serious inquires should be sent via email to ftrea9@yahoo.com. Please put "Art Auction" in the subject line so I won't miss it.

Accidental chloral hydrate overdose

The speculation over what the official autopsy would reveal about the cause of death for Anna Nicole Smith ended today, as reported here by AP.

“Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose of a sleeping medication and at least eight other prescription drugs, and she had recently had a bacterial infection from injecting drugs into her buttocks, authorities said Monday. Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper said Smith died of ‘combined drug intoxication’ with the sleeping medication chloral hydrate as the major factor.”

The widely respected entertainer/actress, whose philanthropic gestures were the stuff of legends, was just 39 years old when she was found dead in her room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida. And, of course, befitting her statue as a much-accomplished world-beloved figure, her death has spawned an unprecedented level of scrutiny from the press that has continued unabated, even seamlessly, ever since.

“‘...We found nothing to indicate any foul play,’ said Chief Charlie Tiger of the Seminole police department.”

In with the tidal wave of conjecture about the sudden death of Smith -- a versatile actress whose unique ability to breath life into words merely written on paper earned her every possible accolade from her peers, and whose humanitarianism has elicited comparisons to Eleanor Roosevelt -- were assertions that she had died of a drug overdose.

Smith’s legions of fans now can rest easier, perhaps even find some comfort in knowing that her death has been ruled an accident, and that she died, for what it’s worth, from overdosing the same drug -- chloral hydrate and sundry mixers -- as did her idol Marilyn Monroe.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Kaine art sold, new piece offered

Candidates Chuck Robb, Doug Wilder, Ollie North and Marshall Coleman are depicted in this scene which was part of the 1994 Campaign Inkbites series of cards I published on the Senate race that year. The bidding for the original artwork starts at $45.00. (Click on the image to enlarge it.)

This is the fourth post in what is a series of posts on the SLANTblog Art Auction. Basically, what’s happening is that I’m experimenting with selling the original art for ‘toons and caricatures using this blog. For background on this concept and to see the first three pieces which were offered in this auction click here. Please note: Bidding on the Tim Kaine caricature is closed; the piece has been sold.

To see the second batch, click here. To see the third group, click here.
  • Bids and serious inquires should be sent via email to ftrea9@yahoo.com. Please put “Art Auction” in the subject line so I won’t miss it.

Art Auction, 3rd post

This is the third post in what is a series of posts on the SLANTblog Art Auction. Basically, what’s happening is that I’m experimenting with selling the original art for ‘toons and caricatures using this blog. For background on this concept and to see the first three pieces which are in the auction click here. (If you want to bid on the Tim Kaine caricature you better not wait much longer. It is about to be sold.)

To see the second batch click here.

Below are the next three pieces for sale. Comments are welcome. The bidding is being done through emails to me. Click on the pictures to enlarge them. I’ll be posting others soon. Stay tuned...
This caricature of Vance Wilkins above appeared on SLANTblog on May 12, 2006. The bidding for the original artwork starts at $36.00.

This is the second Jim Webb to be offered for sale in the Art Auction. It has appeared on SLANTblog only and the bidding for the original artwork starts at $63.00.

Likewise, this is the second George Allen to be made available in this process. It, too, has only appeared on SLANTblog. And, $45.00 will buy the original if no one bids higher.
  • Bids and serious inquires should be sent via email to ftrea9@yahoo.com. Please put “Art Auction” in the subject line so I won’t miss it.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

When right is wrong ... what to do?

When you’ve lost an election because the voters rejected your candidates’ failures and lack of vision, what do you do? When your Democratic political opponents are being more persuasive every day, what do you do? When opposition to the war/occupation in Iraq swells into the streets, if you’re a Republican who wants to blindly stay the course with Bush’s policy -- no matter what it is -- what do you do?

If you are a determined rightwinger, a never-say-die supporter of the neoconservative notion that America’s richest corporations know best how to rule the world -- and that America’s military ought to be used to impose that notion on any resisters -- what do you do about all those problems listed in the first paragraph?

Well, it looks like we have recently been seeing what the ever-shrinking huddles of determined war-mongering rightwingers who also believe global warming is a myth will do -- they will just make up stuff out of thin air and rally around that, ahem, stuff.

So, in the last week we were told that Bush-supporters needed to go to DeeCee to protect the Vietnam War Memorial from being vandalized by anti-war protestors who would be in town for a march.

If their message is too strong to deal with, then go after the messengers.

So, to muddy the water around what are widely regarded as legitimate concerns about the environment, we continue to see Al Gore ridiculed personally for imaginary transgressions he has wrought on the ecology.

If the message is too strong to deal with, then attack the messenger.

We routinely see Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama ridiculed personally, in much the same fashion, simply because they are popular Democrats. We’ve even seen Ann Coulter’s “faggot” remark, which was directed at John Edwards, defended by the faithful on the extreme right side of the blogosphere. As well, we’ve seen Edwards attacked for being successful/wealthy while he champions the cause of the underprivileged.

Given the revelation today, to do with Elizabeth Edwards’ health, how many hours do you suppose it will be before we see John Edwards attacked for being a power hungry guy who would not quit his campaign to stay at home with his wife who has cancer?

I can tell you this -- veterans my age aren’t reacting well to the shameless way the Vietnam War Memorial and the names on it were abused -- strictly for partisan lowroad politics -- by the pro-war demonstrators.

But when the same sort of virulent pro-war activists are willing to call decorated Vietnam War era veterans “cowards” if they speak out against a miserably failed foreign policy, then we should not be surprised when they invent a threat to the universally cherished Vietnam War Memorial. That’s just what they do...

Art Auction, 2nd post

This is the second post in what will be a series of posts on the SLANTblog Art Auction. Basically, what’s happening is that I’m experimenting with selling original art for ‘toons and caricatures using this blog. For more on this concept and to see the first three pieces which are in the auction -- Tim Kaine (2005), George Bush (2000) and Doug Wilder (1994) -- click here.

Below is the next batch of art for sale. Comments are welcome. The bidding will be done through emails to me. Click on the pictures to enlarge them. I’ll be posting others soon. Stay tuned...
The caricature of Jerry Kilgore above appeared in SLANT and at SLANTblog in 2005. The bidding for the original artwork starts at $36.00.

This was the last frame of a five-and-a-half page cartoon feature for STYLE Weekly in October of 1994. It was on the lively Ollie North/Chuck Robb/Marshall Coleman/Doug Wilder race for the US Senate. At the time, due in greatest part to North’s huge war chest, this race set a new standard for combined spending on a Senate campaign. The bidding starts at $54.00.

The cartoon above comments on an incident that played a significant role in turning control of the U.S. Senate over to the Democrats. It has appeared at SLANTblog and is available on a T-shirt by clicking here. The bidding for the original artwork starts at $63.00.

This caricature of Jim Webb was the first of three I did of him for SLANTblog’s coverage of the Senate race last year. Now you can own it. The bidding for the original artwork starts at $54.00.
  • Bids and serious inquires should be sent via email to ftrea9@yahoo.com. Please put “Art Auction” in the subject line so I won’t miss it.