Some of 2023's Still Unanswered Questions

Here we are at the end of 2023, but what about the lingering unanswered questions? For me, plenty of mysteries that have nothing to do with whether Trump will be on the Colorado ballot, or who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, remain totally unanswered.

• For instance, why in the world are chicken eggs packaged in such flimsy cartons, but batteries come wrapped in tough plastic?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, yet furniture polish and dish washing liquid are made with real lemons?
• Why do executioners sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?
• When we put our two cents in, why do others only get a penny for their thoughts? 
• Does Victoria still have any secrets whatsoever left? 
• And, by the way, if you know, please tell me who let the dogs out? 
• So, if you get my drift, can you hear me now?  

Credit: This unanswered questions gimmick was stolen from sportswriter Hank Kurz's Facebook post and edited down a bit by me.

December 31's bottom line: No question about it, happy new year.