Monday, April 17, 2006

Cheney Makes His Bunny Bones

While Easter went quite well in Richmond, as noted by the series of Monument Avenue photos below, sadly, this was not the case in Casper, Wyoming, as reported by Unconfirmed Sources:

“Millions of children worldwide awoke with tears of anguish and frustration and empty Easter baskets as they coped with the tragic news that the Easter Bunny was dead. He was slain early this morning in the predawn hours by Vice President Dick Cheney who was enjoying an Easter hunting expedition at a rabbit hunting farm south of Casper, Wyoming. The vice president had reportedly slain over 150 rabbits in the twilight hours before the incident occurred, and was packaging them as gifts for friends and families for their Easter dinners...”
Image from Unconfirmed Sources

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