Carytown Monkey

Carytown Monkey, in his suit of clothes
Carytown Monkey, bite you on the nose
Carytown Monkey, goes to midnight shows
But where is he now?
Nobody knows

Barbara Johns in bronze, at Capitol Square
Doug didn't see her, 'cause he won't there
Civil Rights heroes, the mayor don't care
Where was he then?
Nobody knows

Carytown Monkey, in the blogosphere
Carytown Monkey, just ordered a beer
Carytown Monkey, now he's out of here
So where is he now?
Nobody knows

-- Words by F.T. Rea