Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Bush Considered Bombing NPR?

According to the Borowitz Report President Bush has been weighing some oddball options in waging the war on terror: "A new report published today indicates that President George W. Bush briefly contemplated bombing National Public Radio in the run-up to the Iraq war but was ultimately talked out of it by British Prime Minister Tony Blair. According to the report, Mr. Blair had just convinced Mr. Bush not to bomb the Arabic-language television network al-Jazeera when the president suddenly shifted gears, turning his sights on the left-leaning NPR."


1 comment:

curmudgeon said...

Bombin NPR? What a fantastic idea! I would have settled for defunding the leftist bunch of hypocrits, but a car bomb with all their "pro insurgent" reporting in the trunk would do even better